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Hood Friend

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!

It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Daystarting on the 1st of January!
by maddie h. January 9, 2022
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friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet
Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?
by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018
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Deep fried hot dog

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”
by shittdickpromo August 21, 2022
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Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.
Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.
by thisbitchho March 2, 2019
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