Phantom Friday

Any weekday where it feels like a Friday.

Work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. After its out, you have the best night ever. You go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. Pick one up(maybe two). Then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. After midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! Then you see the clock and how late it is. Thinking tomorrow is saturday.

No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."

by TANK 53 April 7, 2010

fifa friday

A woman free zone on a Friday night where fifa, drugs and alcohol take preference over anything else.

Pete, Ste an jonah all ended up in a grump cos phil smashed fifa friday..
Hes a legend

Yolo

by Properfrank October 6, 2017

technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

by marx99 June 13, 2019

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

by Daws February 28, 2009

Nigger friday

The day after Thanksgiving when Black people steal shit and Loot stores

Ayo Devonte’ wanna go steal shit tomorrow on nigger Friday ?

by Ytstevdudn November 17, 2020

Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.

Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.

by Big Fiz June 26, 2009