FedEx

a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service

friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!

by cornell123 September 19, 2009

Fredettism

A condition of having awesome basketball skills.

Man that kid has serious Fredettism when he steps on the court.

by #1UKFan April 10, 2011

Frederick Douglass High School

A high school in Lexington, KY where despite its shiny looks, is full of violence where you are likely to get stabbed.

I went to Frederick Douglass High School and I got stabbed with a box cutter.

by Jimothy Hill from Idegon October 2, 2017

FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

Frédéric

A french name that describe a horny guy. He is talkative. But he is a great friend.

We usually say that rabbit are hornier than a Frédéric.

by Sommouan_inzedarc November 22, 2021

Frederick

A very special name for a very special boy, the kind of boy who thinks he is the best in the squad but actually is 2nd best.
The kind of boy who also thinks his air fryer skills are the best.

Hey my name is Frederick and I will get the most kills! (spoiler.... he didnt get the most kills)
My name is Frederick but you can call me Mike Hoxbig.

by Billy 'words' Johnson January 16, 2023

Wyatt Fredeen

Looks likes a chipmunk on steroids. Swims like a hippopotamus. Wheezes. Wyatt has a VSCO account. All he wants is crocs.

Wyatt Fredeen : I like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, ok bye.
Words of wisdom
- Wyatt Fredeen

by Donald Trumps Mistress September 5, 2019