Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018

Fooked

When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.

Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.

by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.

I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!

by sfdave April 2, 2010

Dip-Foolery

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt

I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty

by GraMoore February 24, 2015

Random Act of Foodness

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

by xler8r July 21, 2011

foonah

a more hilarious form of funny.
used to make fun of something that is defenitly NOT funny.
Saying it more then once (ex: FOONAH! FOONAH!) increases the level of sarcasm.
Also, if you put tres in front of it, (ex: that was tres foonah) you can go to a level of foonah, never reached before. But, you must say tres very quietly, to keep it on th DL.
Foon is a shortening of foonah in case you are to lazy to say the real word.

1. jerry: so then he was like "no way!"
me: FOONAH! FOONAH!

2. Me: that was *whisper* tres *stops whisper* foonah!

by gfhghhd November 23, 2006