Fookinv

The ability to cook in the presence of strong opposition.

I'm fookinv right now.

This h.o. being a P.O.S. but I'm fookinv.
We gonna have a selfie in a bit.

by Bobby2939 August 19, 2022

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Mother Fooker

Mother Fucker...but Irish

Some random Irish guy:That fecker is annoying as hell what a Mother Fooker
Callmekevin: Hope you're not talking about me

by Freshyboiii😎 June 26, 2021

Fookers

When addressing people on Facebook. Usually people say "Good Morning Facebook", OR "Good night face book", OR "hello facebookers"

So for the lazy few out there, Fookers is a joining of Face Book and ERS... makes for one easy, roll off your tongue simple way to adress everyone with out having to type all those pesky letters.

Good Morning Fookers...
Happy Friday Fookers....

To all my fookers, I would like to say __________

by thedish February 4, 2010

fookynoots

when someone gets uber mad because their girlfriend won't talk to them.

Dude, you went fookynoots last night.

by Jack Hall October 10, 2006

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004