foron

The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.

Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!

by Bruno January 22, 2005

fibromyasshole

Currently know as fibromyalgia. This is the diagnosis the doctor gives you to get you the hell out of his office so he does not need to hear your BS about why you need oxy.

I need some oxy and that medicine that starts with a D for my in unexplainable pain caused by fibromyasshole #addict

by XRN1 February 21, 2020

fotroit

A gay slang name people give to fostoria. They think they are "gang bangers" so they try to make their town name sound like detroit.

I live in "fotroit". I'm a gangbanger.. dawg.

by Crystal February 3, 2004

Fobogus

Anthony Gargano, a Philadelphia Sports talk-show host on 610 WIP AM needed a word to describe people that are frugasies and bogus at the same time. The "R" in frugasie was removed for a better phoenetic pronunciation.

1. Fobogus (adj) - someone/thing that is frugasie-like and bogus.

2. Fobogusize (verb) - (used in a positive connotaion, more as homage to the creator rather than the actual meaning of the word) make me 1337 (elite)

1. This homework is fobogus.

2. Fobogusize me cap'n.

by Mike September 2, 2004

Febroary

Similar to Movember, Decembeard and Manuary, another month for bros added to men not shaving in the hopes of being the manliest man.

Febroary is the my favorite month of the bro months.

by fourq55 December 1, 2011

Febronia

Hot, Bootylicious woman. Sexy goddess and considered one of the main reasons for global warming. Perfect combination between beauty and brain! Very skilled, epic gamer, kicks ass at mainly everything.

Oh, and gynourmous boobs..

I'd tap that febronia or That girl is such a Febronia or Damn, where can someone find a Febronia!?

by YourSora August 9, 2012

Fibromyalgia

Literally: "muscle pain" A diagnosis made in the absence of pathology, i.e. the antithesis of disease. Normally - but not always - presents in older, obese women who are unsuccessful at some aspect of their life - sexual, financial, career. It is a real phenomenon - but it is the somatic expression of depression, not a physical disease. Commonly treated, unfortunatley, by narcotics. Counseling and therapy would be better.

How come your mom's on disability?

She has fibromyalgia, so her best friend is morphine.

by phormio of Athens October 25, 2006