waste of flesh

acronym: WOF

A person that is worthless or of no use, excrement from a human being.

Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.

by wof May 1, 2008

iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

by strange_aeon November 25, 2013

Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.

David is a master at the flesh flute.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003

flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

Only Flesh

Sleazecore Noiserock Industrial Body Mutilation Musick, based out of Columbus, Ohio USA. Only Flesh shows include their trademark sleazecore noise rock, accompanied by various body mods and intricate and lavish suspensions all through the performance. If your lucky you might even see an occasional apperance by the vice squad, fire dept, and or local news team.

" That Only Flesh show last nite f@cking OWNED!!!"

by KarenLess November 20, 2004

press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

by RexGibson August 11, 2004

Fleahive

Overgrown, shrublike, pubic hair that gives off an extensibly offensive aroma.

Damn stinkpot you'd better shave off that fleahive before summer hits.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020