d flavian

A person of success could achieve anything in mind

A good friend

D Flavian the forbidden fruit

by Harissh January 21, 2018

flatlandz

Bay Area slang for the city of Fairfield, CA
Home of the Federation

"Come roll through to the flatlandz, yee!"

by Tabor Park Pimpin' July 24, 2006

Flatinum

Fake Platinum, a type of costume jewelry that will turn your skin green.

"Dude, that flatinum chain is turning yo' neck green"
also, "Yo, them grillz T-Bone gotst are skrait up FLATINUM"

by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington July 21, 2006

flatlander

a term mostly used in Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire that describes people from Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. a derogetory comment, meaning either tourists or people who move from MA, CT, or RI to any of the farther north states and try to change everything.

those damn flatlanders are coming up here and chopping down our trees to build thier 'big box' stores!

by k.zazzle March 24, 2007

Flathat

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.

Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.

by Erich.me August 29, 2012

flabia

The large mound of flesh - usually growing from the abdominal region - that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.

Man.. thanks to this flabia I haven't seen my own penis in three years.

by El Papa July 8, 2005

flatware flipper

A person who has the annoying tendency to flip their fork or spoon while still in their mouth after taking a bite of food

"Hey Rebecca, how was that new Thai restaurant on 37th?"

"I couldn't tell ya, Jake, I spent the whole time staring down the flatware flipper in the booth across from us."

by R Master Flex June 10, 2009