flat earther

a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.

Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.

by G-Money12321 November 10, 2013

flat

1. The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or monthly.
2. The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull and boring
3. The name given to a woman with no or hardly any breasts.
4. Something which is level, does not decrease or increase.
5. The name given to something filled with air which is now de-flated.

1. Wanna come back to my flat?
2. Stop being so flat, come to the party!
3. I realised last nite that my girlfriend was flat and she had been putting tissue in her bra, damn!
4. This years profit margin was flat.
5. Shit! How am i going to get to the prom now, the god damned tyres are flat.

by UncleBeef March 23, 2003

Flat ass

A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.

That girl has such a flat ass!

by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019

flatfyll

Norwegian term for the activity of starting drinking on a friday after work, then not stopping until the middle (or evening) of sunday, or as late as the work schedule demands.

- Hey, i'm going on a flatfyll in the weekend. Wanna join in?

by dodraugen March 21, 2008

flat track bully

A sportsperson or sports team who dominate inferior opposition, but who cannot beat top-level opponents

"What do you think of Silviniaco Conti's chances in the Gold Cup?"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"

by JoshPearson10 February 4, 2016

flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

Flat

A single pressed mdma pill

You can tell he off the flats

by Bud hefner May 23, 2018