Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 21, 2021

The Flashbang

You bust on a chicks eyelids and then while she cant see you just leave.

"bitch asked me to stay the night so i hit her with the flashbang"

by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022

Dominican Republic Flashbang

When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"

Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night

Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined

by sigmasigmaohio August 19, 2024

the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off

Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?

by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 09, 2018

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 17, 2023

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022