farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

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joshua flack

Joshua Flack is a man whom has a Big Penis

Damn that's big Joshua Flack

by HotVelvetNugget August 30, 2016

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farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

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Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008

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One paid to represent the views of an individual, group, or organzation, such as a communications specialist, press secretary, spokesperson, or public relations counsel. Usage note: do not confuse with flak, meaning (in modern usage) opposition, especially when particularly contentious.

The flack for the tobacco company took flak over his statement that cigarettes were not proven to cause cancer.

by A. Flack November 19, 2007

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