flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

flortionist

A person who looking at the floor for answers to their problems.

"She is a flortionist during tests, shes always looking to the ground during it.

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

falationship

A falationship is a facebook relationship.

oh man! I met this hot chick on facebook. Now we are having a falationship.

by eze98342 August 12, 2009

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flucation

Vacation days based on the excuse that you may possibly have swine flu.

Larry is taking a flucation. He wasn't feeling well, so the boss told him not to bring any germs in here.

by techegirl2 October 20, 2009

Fralationship

A word used to describe a friendship which is similar to a relationship without it technically being a relationship.

Therefore, the word Fralationship signifies a complex friend relationship.

Our fralationship is complicated.

Mr...... And I are in a fralationship.

Stop ruining our fralationship.

by Krst22 September 14, 2016