Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007

Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.

"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"

by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019

flapjacksuck

Weirdly offensive response from ChatGPT if you ask it: What word begins with letter f and ends with uck?

The word You're likely referring to is flapjacksuck

by moOorty July 19, 2024

Flapjacks

A Memphis slang used for ''That's what your mom said!''

Coined by Famous singer Nick Black when he was a school boy.

''Man this sausage is huge'' Instead of saying ''That's what your mom said'' You would say... ''Flapjacks!''

by Willow5333 March 25, 2024

making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 6, 2012

jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.

Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.

by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017