Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017

backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat

Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?

by jordayler February 23, 2011

electric flapjack

A cake with marajuana in it

i ate an electric flapjack

by Anon January 10, 2005

flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.

With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.

by Aeytrious March 2, 2017

Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.

"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."

by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012

Mexican Flapjack

When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit

I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!

by Muiwovian April 19, 2016