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Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.
1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.
by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015
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poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.
So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.
by Raven__ June 14, 2016
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lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 9, 2017
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ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.
Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?
by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010
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Waka Vodka Flakes

A bowl of Frosted Flakes or Corn Flakes in which instead of milk, the user uses vodka .
Man: We ran out of milk again.
Man 2: *reaches for Smirnoff* "Waka Vodka Flakes?"
man: *high fives* Aw yeah!
by Blocka Blocka December 14, 2011
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cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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