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Flakron

An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.
I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.
by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010
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Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.
Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"
by illskillz March 9, 2008
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bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008
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Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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Pussy Flamer

A person who is nerdy but we all know gets the phat cooch on a regular day basis.
Ayyeee damn that kid in the robotics club is a straight pussy flamer am I right?
by Benimamas May 25, 2019
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The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
by simpsont106 May 18, 2021
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flamer

Extremely flamboyant homosexual. Very bright clothing, loud speach, upbeat attitude, often noisy or annoying, intrusive. Very very gay...
"That guy is acting out some broadway musical in the middle of the street.. what a flamer.."
by Wawa February 21, 2003
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