The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011
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The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.
The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.
I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.
Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.
Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.
by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011
Get the Niagra Fails mug.Sara was twacked the fuck out so bad all she could do was pick at her face in the mirror and ramble on and on about someone stealing her shit. I didn't understand half of what she said; it was just flailanese to me.
by ChunkDaddy July 7, 2010
Get the flailanese mug.1. A medieval weapon resembling a mace, consisting of a wooden, steel, or iron pole or stick for a handle, a chain or rope, and a spiked metal ball or cylinder, that was used by knights in battle.
2. An type of Egyptian whip, usually leather, with three or more tails. Flails can be seen held in the hands of pharoahs in paintings, hieroglypics, and on sarcophogi (coffins). Sometimes used in bondage play. See also cat o' nine tails.
2. An type of Egyptian whip, usually leather, with three or more tails. Flails can be seen held in the hands of pharoahs in paintings, hieroglypics, and on sarcophogi (coffins). Sometimes used in bondage play. See also cat o' nine tails.
by naughty kitten August 7, 2004
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The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.
The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.
by MatthiasFW September 29, 2006
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by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009
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One who flails uncontrollably when objects are thrown at them or in their general direction. Item needs not actually be thrown.
One who flails uncontrollably when objects are thrown at them or in their general direction. Item needs not actually be thrown.
by Thoreau November 11, 2004
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