Flacctibation

Masturbating with a flaccid penis...

I tried to wank last night - but I never got past preliminary flacctibation

by Ahleeks March 30, 2011

The Flack

The Flack are a band which consist of 4 well hung, Sun kissed lads from the ghetto of Deal in Kent. 2 of their members have the henchest heads in Kent whilst the other two have the henchest arms within their own households providing that they don't have visitors at the time.

guy 1. who was that band with the heads and arms last night?

guy 2. that'll be The Flack.

by Flackman January 7, 2012

Jack Flack

The father figure who appears from the mist to save the lost. Jack Flack is a legend who wears a black leather sport coat, appears from nowhere and vanishes once he has restored confidence to the scared and doubtful hero. He is a modern day saint.

(from the movie Cloak and Dagger) In a mist of confusion the boy ran headlong into the ghost-like Jack Flack.

by jackflack May 22, 2005

Flaccidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015