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old firm 

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Two Glaswegian teams, Rangers and Celtic. The only two teams who will ever stand a chance of winning the SPL, Rangers due to their superior excellence, and Celtic due to the fact they always have a 12th man on the pitch - the referee.
During an old firm match at gypsy world celtic were unable to win, so called on the ref to allow a fly kick, and awarded an offside goal and also gave a penalty!
old firm by tim_h8r October 11, 2008
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One firm cat 

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A really cool dude who gets his swole on super hard at the gym.
That dude squatting is one firm cat.
One firm cat by 12345one June 26, 2014
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John Firm 

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An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.
You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.
John Firm by spotimus prime July 2, 2015
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mattress firm model 

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To describe someone who is in a deep, vegetative, inanimate, motionless like state. Similar to a coma or slumber after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages with little H20 ratio. Typically used when someone gets knocked the fuck out.
On God, after we got out the bar he tried to press me and I made that dude a mattress firm model.
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Allerton firm 

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The Allerton firm is the hardest firm in the north, come to ls25 to ls26 and you will get caught on ten toes and shanked, nobody goes near them because there straight up ruthless, so far there members are undefeated and hold the Garforth academy champion belt
Watch out, the Allerton firm are about
Allerton firm by George Middleton January 25, 2020
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dirty carpets in a big law firm

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(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
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