Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

fifteener

When a retard comes up with a retarded naming idea for a concept and thinks it is brilliant.

We will call this the fifteener, you know cause it is fifteen years old.

by Dickfer June 3, 2016

Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.

That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.

by Greg J. July 20, 2004

fifty fifty reddit

A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.

E.X. fifty fifty Reddit

50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV

50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals

by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

fifteen minutes

this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.

Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you

Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

FILTR

Father I'd Like to Ride.
Male equivalent of MILF.

Female 1: Sarah's father is a FILTR.
Female 2: Back off b#### that's my ride.

by Smooth Operator! July 23, 2016