fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

fiking

The sexual act of having sex whilst riding bicycles normally gay, can rarly be seen at all

Johnny: yo fool wanna go fiking?

Harry: hell yea get yo ass on dat bycyle seat

by pernis mc butt sex December 30, 2015

ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.

"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"

by P_G February 4, 2005

fuck facing

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.

I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman

by Nate From HR June 9, 2020

slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.

A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.

by ZTO September 26, 2006