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Fiberal

1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .

2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!

Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
by Hardy Mollah June 15, 2022
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lady fibers

(n.) male genes that are caused because he has the qualities of a bitch; male that is what in Spanish they called mandilon; whipped male
He has such lady fibers
by Zachtheman1w3 September 16, 2018
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Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO
by Lily ofc April 5, 2022
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fiber

bread to get fiber from
"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"
by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022
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google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.
by Mickdeca August 16, 2019
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.
The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.
by emptypepsican August 17, 2008
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