Farquaading

To walk on your knees, assuming the height of the character from Shrek.

She walked on the stage, farquaading as she went.

by The only Lord Farquaad May 10, 2025

Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A nickname for Will Farquarson from Bastille. (or Lord Farquason)

Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.

by Ollixe December 5, 2019

Lord Farquaad

An amazing person who is our leader

oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy

by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020

William Farquarson

Guitar player of bastille. He is a bit more shy than the other band members, but he always has a nice and calming presence when you’re around him. Once he warms up to you he’s hilarious and really good to. He can also fly a plane!

I love William Farquarson’d personality!

by bastillefangirl November 6, 2020

lord_farquaad_001

an amazing young artist who uploads their work and anime related content primarily on tiktok and instagram

have you seen lord_farquaad_001’s latest video? I love their art style!

by daist25007 May 26, 2021

Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024