Fandroid

An Android-OS user that is a fat, pimply faced loser living in his mom's basement. He typically knows nothing about technology but gets all of his self-esteem from learning how to "root" his cheap phone and pretending this makes him a technology expert.

Spends massive amounts of time in chatrooms trying to disparage other smartphone users for not being able to "root" their phones. Fandroids are always losers that generally suck at life and they are almost always virgins.

Typical fandroid example is the fat loser that sucks at sports and has no friends. They are always stupid as well, but they try to pretend they have technical knowledge by always going on forums talking about "open" platforms and "rooting" phones.

by TheGreatOne121 September 11, 2011

Fandang

someone who is a fandang is an idiot, or someone who is disliked by one or many people.

e.g Peter is a fandang

by murrster March 24, 2004

fanbrat

In Video Game fandom, a term used by older fans (usually between twenty-one and forty) to describe younger fans of video games, who they perceive as too immature to properly understand the game in question. Most often seen in japanese RPG fans, but anyone can make an accusation of being a fanbrat.

"You can't POSSIBLY understand how complex Sephiroth burning the town down is, why the fuck are you even playing a great, deep game like this? Go back to playing Halo, you fucking fanbrat. -.-;;;;"

by Yue Fairchild December 25, 2007

Fandanglery

Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks.

Stop all that fandanglery

by Dick Circle February 28, 2005

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003