emi

a person at my table that turned my table into a daycare classroom. It has billy, goldfish, albino girrafe, luigi, iman, coconut, gem, and supercalifragillisticexpialidocius

^I think I spelled it wrong >:)
also emi is called ms. trent

wow is that emi?
no its Ms. Trent

by Da man who's in Ohio October 25, 2023

Emi

A bitch who will ruin all of your relationships. She'll find out who you like then make sure you embarrass yourself. She's a BITCH and I fucking hate her. I hope she shoves that messy bun and fake tan right up her ass

"I HATE EMI! She ruined my chance with him right after she found out i liked him!"

by ilovemyboyfriend0128 November 7, 2023

emi

A shortened version of Emiliano, usually applies to someone silly, goofy, or illegal. Or all three.

“And what is this?” “A border hopper, 😔”
- “This dude is so emi,”

by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023

emi

the hottest man alive. so cool and sexy and handsome and really good at fortnite. so cool.

bro that guy is a TOTALLL emi

by STANLOONANOW April 4, 2024

Emi and Da Crew

Some weird ass bitches who pop in your Discord DMs out of no where in a group chat which usually contains 2 or 3 other bitches that will creep into your nightmares

"I had a dream last night that some creepy ass guys called "Emi and Da Crew" got into my Discord DMs and made me eat tide pods!!"

by maddieson rae AKA bitch slayer October 20, 2020

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Emi Bear

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear

Matt: Daym who is that

Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped

by Butters0422 February 24, 2010