emale

No time for sexuality. An emale is someone who spends as much time on the internet as possible. Courting and having a relationship takes up too much time.

Man: So, are you looking?
Emale: Sorry, I don't even do cybersex

Woman: Got a special someone?
Emale: The only reason I'm here is because I need to pay the internet bill.

by Ashley S February 10, 2006

Emailed Up

When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.

She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.

by AbsoluteT April 16, 2009

Enabled

Less-retarded version for triggered, because that's for normies.

Andsam: I fully support how Bright was made, possibly the best film of 2017 and all of you can fuck off
Husko: lol you're enabled

by HuskoXd December 29, 2017

Big Boss Emblems

Achievements or awards presented to gamers who complete rank-styled videogames with unprecedented speed and skill. Coined from the big boss emblem presented to players who complete Metal Gear Solid games in a limited amount of time with 0 kills, deaths, rations used, alerts, less then 10 bars of health drained, and so on.

player 1: "So are there any Big Boss Emblems (B.B Emblems) in this game???"

Player 2: "It's Devil May Cry, of course there are Big Boss Emblems!"

by AspiringMangaka July 7, 2010

Instigating enabler(s)

When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".

Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.

Donny: No man.

Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.

Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.

Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.

Donny: No.

Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?

Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.

Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?

Donny: Yeah.

Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.

Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!

Donny: Okay.

... Instigating enabler(s)

by Friends of Ridicule August 11, 2011

Jager-Enabler

Someone who waits until you're vulnerable then hits you with one or more Jager-bombs, thus ensuring that your night of drinking immediately takes a turn for the worse.

I can't remember a thing about last night. John is a real Jager-Enabler...he kept on buying rounds of Jager-bombs and I will never forgive him for it.

by Ditzyharpy March 19, 2009

Emalee

the best person you'd ever meet. whenever they come into the room everyone feels so much better, their eyes are wonderful, you can stare into them and get lost and when they smile you can't help but smile yourself. they always put others before them, always making sure other people are okay and comfort them the absolute best they can without hesitation. when they speak they always find the right words and when they compliment you they always know what to say. you always want to be around them, you always want to see them and hang out with them and you can't help but missie them so much when they leave. they give the best hugs and cuddles and they find a way to pamper you in the most perfect way possible. they're perfect even if they don't think it, they're beautiful and kind and gorgeous, maybe they'd have a few bad days but that's okay because they always help you with yours. they might not give the best advice sometimes but you know they still try because you know they care for you. they're the type of person that would stick with you until the end and will help you through anything, they'll lift you up when you need it and they'll make sure your okay through it all. they're the best type of person, the best to have as a friend and the bestest to have in a relationship ♡

wow I sure do love emalee

by bxbybunnie June 26, 2020