David Emerson 

1. A traitor of the Canadian political system.

2. A liar of the worst kind.

3. A Canadian Member of Parliament who was elected as a Liberal, then became a Conservative Party member two weeks after the election to accept a lucrative Cabinet position as Minister of International Trade.

Mr. Emerson refuses to give up his riding, despite public outrage of his own constituants, several nationwide petitions, and an investigation by the ethics commision of Canada.

'I know you just hired me, but your competitor has offered me money in exchange for my moral character, so I am pulling a David Emerson'

David Emerson by JM1000 April 30, 2006

Emerson Policeman 

noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."

Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"

Emerson Policeman by Nat Webster April 22, 2006

Emerson 

A boy who is very attractive and will make you feel like the only girl in the world then leave you like you're nothing. He's very special just scared of his emotions.

"Don't let him pull an Emerson on you"

Emerson by Fuck. May 15, 2017

eldersburg 

A growing suburb in the Baltimore Metropolitan Area situated in Carroll County. A once sparsely populated area, now has grown tremendously and has all the elements of suburban sprawl. Kids from the area are still known to party. There has also been some bands that have made a large impact in the Baltimore scene from Eldersburg of late drawing many kids the 25 miles down into the city to see them at places such as Fletchers.

Let's go to the Foretold show tonight!

Let's get wasted and jam!

Let's go to the bar?

When are they getting back to Eldersburg to get wasted?

eldersburg by pleasantliving April 3, 2008

Rick Emerson

Talk Radio host who disappeared from the radio dial on 4/21/05. Central reason behind local mass uprising in the listening audience against Enterscum Radio. Reappeared like the mythical Phoenix on 3/13/06.

<noun usage>
Rick Emerson is the new King of all media.

<verb usage>

"Britney Spears hsan't put out a new album lately. Have you seen her?"
"No, she pulled a Rick Emerson and has fallen off the face of the planet."

Rick Emerson by F Matt Peterson April 22, 2006

Emmerson

She’s really sweet athletic and pretty cute .
She has very low self esteem and has no reason to. She’s usually pretty short blonde or brunette. Emmerson is always up for fun and smiles. She’s very loyal and would be an awesome girlfriend and if you get one never let her go❤️.

Zach: ugh why did I let emmerson go!
Doug: idk man but she’s pretty awesome you made a mistake

Emmerson by Girlypop January 1, 2020

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

Ralph Waldo Emerson by Demosthenes March 10, 2005