DPS stands for Dabs Per Second, a stat used by many of the Dabbing Simulator Community. Dabs Per Second is a stat also widely used by teenage boys dabbing ironically.
by offishal_dorton August 31, 2017

Double Post Syndrome: When someone on a social networking site (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) post the same post twice, and becomes really annoying.
(On FB chat)
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!
by G4V!n November 12, 2010

Wow, we all know what you were up to last night... You definitely have a case of DPS you need to go wash yourself.
by UnicornPrncess June 10, 2016

by Bexter March 3, 2005

An abreviation for "double penatration" as in the double penatration of ones oraphis'
two items mandingos penatrating the same thing femaleat the same time
somtimes spoken with dude
two items mandingos penatrating the same thing femaleat the same time
somtimes spoken with dude
by Curt MaGurt December 28, 2009

by myaccount January 31, 2015

Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.
by The Iceman Clutch July 7, 2010
