doink doink

any sex that happens on the TV show Law and Order or its spinoffs

On SVU in the episode Annihilated Stabler doink doinked his wife and got her pregnent

I wish Elliot and Olivia would doink doink already

by ellipher March 17, 2009

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

dowinky

See also dohicky Anything without the correct calling, small object or thing. Lack of structure or subsistence.

Hey, hand me that dowinky over there. This dowinky bolt didn't take alot of stress.

by OK14U November 6, 2008

Doinkis

A Doinkis could be in your pants..or an extreme idiot trying to get in your pants..All in all its a dikhead

you can call someone a doinkis instead of dikhead...For example..John spilled the paint all over the floor..What a doinkis.!..or you could be like...LET ME RIDE THAT DOINKIS DOINKIS.no homo.

by mo85star September 5, 2011

doinky doink

A specific play pattern recognized in the toy industry wherein a child uses 2 objects to represent characters interacting - one characters is bobbed up and down and the other character is then bobbed up and down in alternate to represent conversation.

My Little Pony #1 "Doinky doinky doinky, dionky doinky doink"

My Little Pony #2 "Doink doinky doinky doink!"

by stinkweed2000 December 30, 2011

Doinkberg

A fat stoner piece of shit.

All Mike does is do bong rips and eat chips, he's such a doinkberg.

by Sparklemotion February 10, 2018