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A Doinkis could be in your pants..or an extreme idiot trying to get in your pants..All in all its a dikhead
you can call someone a doinkis instead of dikhead...For example..John spilled the paint all over the floor..What a doinkis.!..or you could be like...LET ME RIDE THAT DOINKIS DOINKIS.no homo.
Doinkis by mo85star September 5, 2011
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Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021
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drinkist 

A professional, well mannered drinker. Not to be confused with a drunk or a pisspot.
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drinkist by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007
A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).
We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big ass doinkie.

Big ass blunt, that's a doinkmeister
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doinking 

The word "doinking" is a synonym for having sex, to sleep with someone, fucking, bang and many others.
Hey dude, I was doinking this girl last night and it was awesome!
doinking by Stelter October 18, 2011

big doinks 

Big Doinks are smoked by a man who was found in Amish, to get said doink you need to either DM him or hit his line.
Person 1: Man I wish i had some big doinks i could smoke, all I have are little doinkss
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out
big doinks by The Great Haydini November 14, 2017
A person that is lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; or is annoying or irritating. An utterly foolish or senseless person. In other words, an idiot loser.
Dude, that guy definitely just picked his butt. What a dinkis.
dinkis by Bulldogdirt November 26, 2009
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