Doinkis

A Doinkis could be in your pants..or an extreme idiot trying to get in your pants..All in all its a dikhead

you can call someone a doinkis instead of dikhead...For example..John spilled the paint all over the floor..What a doinkis.!..or you could be like...LET ME RIDE THAT DOINKIS DOINKIS.no homo.

by mo85star September 04, 2011

doinkie

A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).

We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big ass doinkie.

Big ass blunt, that's a doinkmeister

by YungSack April 06, 2017

doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 01, 2004

Doinky

To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)

"Bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!"

by DJ Tripp December 27, 2006

doinky

Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.

Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!

by Nicknac March 12, 2003

doinky

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

by SirDoinksAlot August 04, 2007

doinky

A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.

That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.

by doinkies February 23, 2004