Doinkis
A Doinkis could be in your pants..or an extreme idiot trying to get in your pants..All in all its a dikhead
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Big Jebediah Doinks
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021
drinkist
A drinkist is the ever-present, friendly, well mannered and sociable drinker. They have a great capacity for alcohol and NEVER appear drunk or cause offence. A true pro!
drinkist by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007
doinkie
A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).
big doinks
Big Doinks are smoked by a man who was found in Amish, to get said doink you need to either DM him or hit his line.
Person 1: Man I wish i had some big doinks i could smoke, all I have are little doinkss
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out
big doinks by The Great Haydini November 14, 2017
dinkis
A person that is lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; or is annoying or irritating. An utterly foolish or senseless person. In other words, an idiot loser.
dinkis by Bulldogdirt November 26, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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