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ups and downs

A mix of the good and bad things that happen in any situation or relationship.
"Working here has its ups and downs, but I'm not leaving unless I find something better."
by vivilu August 24, 2007
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Downsey

1. To perform a particular action, phrase or movement that is considered 'retarded' 'silly' or 'dumb'.

2. To be un-coordinated at a particular task.

3. To act 'hostile' or 'psychopathic' or 'perverted' in a completely unrelated subject.

4. To have sexual relations (or similar) with an animal. Often poultry.

5. To make a particular phrase that consists of 5 or more swearwords, often combined with the above examples.
1. "Man why did you kick that kitten? What a downsey"

2. "Man when it comes to hackey sack your a downsey"

3. "Don't let him near the children, he's a bit downsey"

4. "Man I had an awesome fuck with a chicken last night, It was quite the downsey"

5. "Hey mate how are you?"
"Hey you fucking dipshit faggot cunt, im fucking good"
"Why are you going all downsey on me?"
by Ryan The Opressor September 7, 2007
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Downshifter

Someone who gives up certain material values such as highly payed jobs or expensive cars for other qualities in life.
During a cigarette break at McKinsey's:
A: I haven't seen Bob in a while.
B: Yeah, he quit. Sells burgers for McDonald's now.
A: What? Is he nuts?
B: Yeah, Bob is a real downshifter. Sold his BMW, sold his house and is working part time now. Broke up with Linda too. She was high maintenance, all right. Says he is happy now; has all the time in the world.
by Dietrich September 10, 2006
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downside

On the downside, the outcome does not appear all that promising.
by Hercolena Oliver March 21, 2009
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Debbie Downsize

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.
Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.
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Diffused Downstem

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009
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adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation
"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"
by Andrew LeDOWNS October 20, 2008
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