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douchearama

A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.
I am not going to the homecoming dance because it turns in to a douchearama!
by flarp jack October 20, 2014
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doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton
"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."
by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009
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douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng
John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.
by beeta808 May 10, 2011
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Douchelad

A boy who no doubt thinks he's being classy as hell, but is really just a grown fuckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?
by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015
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doucheano

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano
by annonmous3 January 19, 2010
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Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness
That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?
by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010
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douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term
1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!
by Micah Perry August 7, 2007
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