Doucheboat

A hot douchebag.

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.

by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010

Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER

Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.

by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

DOUCHEPON

an insult, combining the words "douche" and "tampon" i have never heard "tampon" being used as an insult, but its still funny....

God, *insert name here*, your such a douchepon!

by crakkab242 August 22, 2007

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

Douchecough

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009

Douchemongery

Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.

The man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery

by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021