Dorm Shower 

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.

"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"

Dorm Shower by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025

Dorm Gremlin 

A roommate, typically in a college dorm, who is rarely seen during daylight hours but becomes active late at night.

"I swear I bought a full bag of Doritos yesterday, but the dorm gremlin must have gotten to them last night."

Dorm Gremlin by Proney September 9, 2025

Dorm Cannoli

The communal fleshlight. Traditionally shared between floors of a dorm hall.

1) "Yo bro, have you seen the Dorm Cannoli?"
"Last I saw it was stuck to the wall of the communal showers."

2) "My mom visited for the weekend and found the Dorm Cannoli"

Dorm Cannoli by Fabby#3 March 10, 2026

THE Dorm 

THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!

Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm.

THE Dorm by Funny Moms October 22, 2016

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam 

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Dong Dorm 

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

Dong Dorm by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

worm dorm

1. A scantily clad piece of male underwear. 2. Also a very common catchphrase that can be a "good" or a "bad" thing.

1. I ran out of clean worm dorms today, so I slept naked.

2. Yo bro! I locked my keys in my car and it was totally worm dorm!

worm dorm by wormdorm? February 24, 2010