dopplebanger

When you find someone doing porn who looks just like a friend, but said friend insists it isnt her rubbing one out on her webcam (though it probably really is)

"Hey is this (insert whatever porn website mysteriously popped up on your computer) you"
"No!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! It must be my dopplebanger. Why are you looking at asian porn?"
"Um.... got to, I have a phone call. fapfapfapfapfap"

by evilmidgetwholikestotorment December 21, 2008

Dopplegangers

<noun> A large, voluptuous, curvatious, bouncy set of twins. See also breasts.

"Those French nurses have Dopplegangers!" - To my favorite Les-Bians

by Sno Bro November 19, 2003

Doppelranger

Pronounced with a hard G, it is your evil, red-headed twin.

"What happened last night?"
"My doppelranger showed up and lit the place on fire."

by iv_chosen1 November 11, 2011

Doppelbanger

When you have sex with someone that looks significantly like your recent ex.

Maybe she has a distinct type or perhaps she's having some trouble getting over her ex, either way that guy she was with last night is a straight up doppelbanger.

by The Flying Camel January 26, 2018

Doppelganger effect

A causality exists in which after spending enough time with your best friend you start to dress, look, act, and eventually think the same as each other.

“Notice how those two guys sitting together on the bus have the same sunglasses, rings, haircuts, phone brand, shoes, etc. That’s the doppelganger effect. And look in the seats behind them are two girls who dress, tilt their heads and even laugh exactly like each other too”

by mogydee May 26, 2020

Doppelwänger

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"

Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!

by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021

dopelbangers

People (mostly gay) who have sex with others who look like themselves.

To a gay man: "You and your boyfriend look so much alike." gay guy: "Yea, we think so too. we're total dopelbangers"

by TreyV December 12, 2013