The Doctor

(th ee dok-ter),
n.
1. Mad man with a box.

Pete: It's the Doctor.
Frank: Who?
Pete: Exactly.

by just_little_old_me April 17, 2011

Doctor Broh Gambit

The act of purchasing real estate while under fire, most likely with embezzled money

The teacher did the Doctor Broh Gambit by embezzling the school and using the money to buy a house.

by He/Him April 14, 2021

Doctor Mike

Hot Youtube doctor and wannabe boxer.

Doctor Mike says peewoop if you shock before performing proper chest compressions.

by Dave04a June 13, 2022

Mr doctor professor Patrick

The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.

“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”

by Thesauce1 August 14, 2019

Doctor Sex

A doctor that specializes in sexual operations and procedures.

Doctor sex gave me a prostate exam last night. Apparently I have colon cancer.

by Kester999 September 18, 2020

Witch Doctor

It's a drink from the Whataburger in Concord, North Carolina made from a mixture of every kind of soda they have, plus a little pickle juice & a few slices of pickle in it as well.

I'll take a chili-cheeseburger, onion rings & a Witch Doctor.

by MatildaLjungberg May 15, 2009

the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008