E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet

I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down

by fuckidunno October 12, 2011

draculator

(n) The system of needle, tube and bag used to draw blood from a blood donor

The nurse hooked me up to a draculator when I donated blood.

by InspiredBy August 7, 2010

Disculate

-A silly word made up by a silly boy to justify his actions.
-It's what disks do.

Angelo popped in a disc and it began to disculate.

by Ameliacus October 31, 2011

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Gjaculate

A term to describe a woman who can easily have a orgasm

Men who bus fast ejaculate women who orgasm fast Gjaculate

by EmJayee November 9, 2018