distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

distortionary

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11, Nazi propaganda films, Planned parenthood brochures

by Truuth December 4, 2004

Distortion

Usally associate this word with drugs, crime and prison

Oh man, what a distorted life you have

by aye December 15, 2003

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

distortoe face

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

by samich February 28, 2009

Dextoring

killing; murdering; or butchering something

You need to stop dextoring my joke.

by HtK MoSt DeF September 25, 2010

DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company

"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.

by notbowlingdude November 9, 2020