where a person driving on a multi-lane road will recklessly cross at least 2-3 travel lanes at once. (turn signal optional)
usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver
usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver
that idiot just dove across all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the exit
in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear
(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)
in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear
(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)
by chachawatcher May 28, 2009
Get the lane divermug. submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.
hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.
over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009
Get the the unholy divermug. by rickysayshi January 1, 2009
Get the oyster divermug. A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.
by davyclam June 22, 2008
Get the clam divermug. a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.
two girls in conversation:
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2012
Get the mid-divermug. by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
Get the MUFF-DIVERmug. A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
by flacker March 20, 2009
Get the Elevator divermug.