Dinklefoot

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

by Master Clean January 17, 2006

dickle

To tickle someone's body with your penis.

The girl began to laugh as she was being dickled.

All I want for Christmas is a Dickle-Me Elmo.

by DickleMeElmo December 11, 2013

DICKLESS

A person with no genitals or dick 'literally' . A man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants.

Sal vitale is a dickless guy whos afraid to show anybody his stump.

by feefce January 16, 2008

Dickless

The state when you lose your boner while you have sex

She did not enjoy since i became dickless

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

dinklebuddies

When two fantabulous people find each other and become best friends until the end of time

Shelly and Sonny were great dinklebuddies

by pinkgeniewizard October 30, 2014