directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

Darcey

Beautiful, young girl. Very outgoing and a good sense of humour. Sticks up for her and her friends- always takes one for the team. Darcey always has a smile on her face and is never nasty about anybody. Enjoys garlic bread, watching Netflix and tv shows. Doesn't have many friends but is extremely tight with those that she loves. Complete wifey material!

"I got a new girlfriend last week, she's a real Darcey!"

by Tatianna.x.x.x June 22, 2017

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

dicey

Risky looking and dubious. Most likely dangerous.
The dice implies you are taking your chances.

"That is one dicey looking piece of chicken"
"That road has some dicey bends on it"
"this bar is lined up with the diciest looking tramps I ever saw"

by Container October 12, 2003

Jack Dice

Jack Dice is when a person rolls a dice, declares the number (or simply a result, like a success), and plucks the dice off the table so quickly the result cannot be verified.

It is as if the dice was snatched off the ground as quickly as picking up a jack in a game CALLED "Jacks".

Person 1 rolls dice, a 2 and a 3

"Wow, I rolled a 12!" and quickly scoops them up before anyone else can read them.

Person 2: "JACK DICE!"

by Pubwookie August 19, 2009

king dice

A boss you fight in Cuphead.
King Dice will be in the Dice houses for Inkwell Isle 1 and 2.
He is the Devils right hand man. He also has a catchy theme song. His bossfight takes place in a casino where you parry a dice which will take you to a random casino themed boss. (EX: Cigar).
However King Dice is porn gold as there is lots of porn of King dice.

Person 1: hey I got to the king dice boss, man he's so hard!
Person 2: king dice X devil x3

by UninterestingMeme05 November 17, 2017