Dildo Faggins

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

organic dildo

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

by bam! October 24, 2003

DildoNose

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildo pen

A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%

They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.

by blindedbygreed September 25, 2011

dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

by pseudonympho December 1, 2009