Moms, often times stay-at-home, that spend most of their free time indoors on their computer/smart phone reading blogs about cooking, decorating, children, and other perfect world Martha Stewart crap; updating their status/posting pics of their kids on Facebook; and planning senseless things on Pinterest.
My neighbor's wife is a digimom. She never comes outside other than to create a perfect memory which will be posted to FB, take a picture of her neatly decorated home's seasonal outdoor decor, or her kids doing something uniquely artsy and cool to show all the other moms in her digital world just how much FUN they're always having.
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Get the Digiontr mug.The DEATHLY TERRIFYING fear of having someone step on your fingers when your hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
John: *standing near Dave*
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
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I was asked Siri to order a pizza the other day and she must have Digimentia, because she called me a random name, and kept bringing up facts about mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell. I never got the pizza.
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