Dickslexic

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016

Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.

John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.

by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dickficiency

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.

There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. March 22, 2017

DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick

Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again

by Larue23 July 12, 2018

DickSick

When you get physically sick from rough sex. Equivalent to seasickness or car sickness.

Emily got pounded so hard she nearly puked after. She got dicksick.

by Blackiechan260 June 11, 2019

dicksicion

Any decision made under the influence of good dick.

Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion

by Ellebb October 18, 2019

dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021