Dialectical Spiritualism

Dialectical Spiritualism, also Dialectical Supernaturalism, Dialectical Occultism and Dialectical Esotericism, is a spiritualist theory that political, historical and social events result from the interaction between physical and extraphysical forces and are interpretable as a series of contradictions and their solutions. The conflict is believed to be caused by the material needs and extraphysical needs and the interaction and connection between both.

"I like dialectical spiritualism, it might be useful when people consider to study about deistology, spiritology, extraphysics and metaphysics as well. Mainly on the understading of how the physical and extraphysical can interact between each other and how both are necessary for a good understanding of reality and even complement dialectical materialism as well."

by Full Monteirism March 26, 2021

Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

DirectorVivian

a hacker in roblox. she loves purple, so she wears purple and she hacked spray paint, ttd3. if you joined one of those games, you would be teleported to a game called "Vivian Inc".

iicloudyleaf3: YO DIRECTORVIVIAN JUST TELEPORTED ME IN VIVIAN INC
safibook2020: OMG LEAVE
iicloudyleaf3: IT WONT LET ME
SunSetShimmer82020: DirectorVivian is online
iicloudyleaf3 & safibook2020: we know

by iicloudyleaf3 April 5, 2022

Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.

Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.

by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Accunt Director

When a person accidentally makes a mistake (dropping the ‘O’ in this case) and ends up telling the truth.

an Account Director is primarily responsible for the management of relationships with clients. As the senior point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Account Director also co-ordinates the resources needed to service projects, builds strategic operational plans and balances the expectations of clients with the execution of creative work.

an Accunt Director is only focused on the management of relationships which benefit themselves. By becoming the sole point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Accunt Director becomes indispensable even though they have no interaction with the people servicing projects, don’t understand strategic operational plans and have absolutely no interest in the execution of creative work.

Project: Beautiful Box
Client : Pudenda
Signed: Someone Fishy
Role: Accunt Director

by Josh Brice November 16, 2018