Deuslexia

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019

deust

When a big poop comes out of the buttcrack, it’s defined as a deust. It can also be used to insult people.

Hey man, why’d you throw that deust at me?

by theDEUSTgirl June 1, 2020

deusi

A wonderful person with incredible creativity and wit (not to forget outstanding intelligence and looks)

I wish my girlfriend could be a deusi

by the wonderful definition maker August 30, 2003

double-deuss

to spit, puke, or shit on your hands, rub dem together, n slap a fool twice.

Pull da fuck over. I wanna double-deuss dis bitch!!!

by j-hyphy September 26, 2006

van deusen

to figure something out after given unclear instructions

Person 1: Do you understand how to do this lab?
Person 2: Yep!
Person 1: You van deusened it! Wow!

by betaji123 June 16, 2016

Deusexual

A sexuality where at least one individual in a partnership worships their partner (or partners) as deity among humans. There is no gender discrepancies.

Deusexuals may also be abstinent until they find an individual that meets their idea of a deity.

Miss Ana is a Deusexual. She dates casually, in search of her Deity that will take her away.

by (-none-) December 28, 2011

deusbag

Deusbag (deɪʌs bæg), (from the latin word deus, god)

An (ancient) god douchebag, an allround obnoxious god who does most of their actions to fulfill their own needs/desires.

A prime example would be Zeus.

Have you ever heard of the god Zeus? He's the biggest deusbag of all time! Almost all of greek mythology happened just because he wanted to shag someone he saw for a second.

by LumaControl September 27, 2021