Purple Doritos

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes October 22, 2008

dorito body

Having broad shoulders and a small waist.

Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.

by ADHDchick January 27, 2017

Danny Devito

Your fucking god.

Bow.

"Danny Devito is daddy."
"Danny Devito can hit me with a car and I'd thank him."
"Praise Lord Danny Decheeto"

by phan.exe__ November 26, 2019

Doritos

a famous bag of chips . it comes in different flavors such as nacho cheese ,ranch , blue cheese and etc.

a type of tortilla that taste pretty good

i like doritos

by bria_lee August 11, 2010

dorito skank

a bitch who smashes your chips

rob is such a dorito skank

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

Danny Devito

When a woman is naked on rollerskates and she licks a bald midgets ass while he is upside down.

Hey Clint I heard your ex girlfried went to midget wrestling match and gave one of the wrestelers a Danny Devito after it.

by Jameson Carter January 17, 2008