vagi-delite

a vagitarian dish consisting of vaginal goodies and treats.

Mary ordered the fish tacos, I decided to go with the vagi-delite... breath mint anyone???, please!!!

by craftjay April 15, 2008

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

Demitri

An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.

Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.

by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011

deity

Noun. A heathen God.

I can see worshipping a golden calf, but Mike? Mike is no deity.

by Dyauspiter October 21, 2004

deities

Multiple gods or goddesses. Plural form of deity.

May be used to both refer to multiple gods of a singular religion (polytheism) or various gods or goddesses from multiple religions.

- Thor and Odin are Germanic/Norse pagan deities.

by Volta March 27, 2008

Demitry Lyons

To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.

Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!

by friend69 October 13, 2011

debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}

We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!

by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011