a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.
Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>
by tac6923 December 3, 2007
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The art of becoming so conversant in the bugs of a commercial software platform that you are able to achieve desired functionality by exploiting said bugs. The defectomancer's weapon of choice is the Cludge. Her abilities are enhanced when operating in under-patched environments lacking official vendor support. She can easily be countered by employing the tactics of intelligent software acquisition and management. Despite these weaknesses the defectomancer has made enterprise domains her natural habitat.
Using her skills in defectomancy, Sally saved an invalid value to an inexplicably non-nullable date field so that it would display N/A instead of an arbitrary date when no date was to be entered in that field.
by Pidd December 19, 2013
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Get the ceramic defecatorium mug.When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.
Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.
by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013
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The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
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