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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."
by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009
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deceptioned

1. To be deceived. 2. When one attempts to swindle money out of you.
1. Timmy's girlfriend lied to him, he got totally deceptioned. 2. You mean I have to subscribe to this site to get access to the stress-test of this game? Are you trying to deception me or what?
by thedubixcube July 24, 2008
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contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.
1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
by euphemismo February 28, 2019
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deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.
The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Deception Dive

IPA: /dɪˈsɛpʃən ˈdaɪv/
An “Extreme Demondifficulty unofficial “Geometry Dash” game level verified by player Berke423.
Look! Sunix just beat Deception Dive!
by IAmTheRealHuman April 28, 2019
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Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
by Bonbonben May 28, 2017
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The Great Deception

The Great Deception was an enormous, collaborative effort with many parts and players that led to the complete, fraudulent takeover of the federal government by Liberal Socialists.
I can’t wait for The Great Deception to be over.
by ^*#%#%# March 23, 2021
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